40 Fun Things to do on an elevator!
hey girl hey!! haha my brother was laughing really hard yesterday, and i had like no clue why, so i went downstairs and looked at his laptop and i saw he was looking at a weird site. so i stole his laptop (mines taken away) and im on it now and i went thru his history and found a ton of cheat codes for Grand Theft Auto anddd this site that said ‘4o Fun Things to do on an Elevator’ some of them are prettttty funny, so i thought i would post it.
haha i do in fact realize this has nothing to do with planet cazmo… but check it out:
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, ‘Shut up, d*****t, all of you just shut UP!’
2. Whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.
3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
5. Shave.
6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: ‘Got enough air in there?’
7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
11. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go ‘plink’ at the bottom.
12. Do Tai Chi exercises.
13. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: ‘I’ve got new socks on!’
14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, ‘Oh, not now, d**n motion sickness!’
15. Meow occasionally.
18. Frown and mutter ‘gotta go, gotta go’ then sigh and say ‘oops!’
19. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
20. Sing ‘Mary had a little lamb’ while continually pushing buttons.
21. Holler ‘Chutes away!’ whenever the elevator descends.
22. Leave a box between the doors.
23. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
24. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers ‘through’ it.
25. Start a sing-along.
26. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask ‘is that your beeper?’
27. Play the harmonica.
28. Say ‘Ding!’ at each floor.
29. Lean against the button panel.
30. Say ‘I wonder what all these do’ and push the red buttons.
31. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
32. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your ‘personal space.’
33. Bring a chair along.
34. Blow spit bubbles.
35. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
37. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
38. Wear ‘X-Ray Specs’ and leer suggestively at other passengers.
39. Stare at your thumb and say ‘I think it’s getting larger.’
40. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler ‘-removed-!’
haha and if you thought that was funny… Top 20 Thing to Do at a Drive-Thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn’t ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald’s and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies.
6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure . Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, “May I take your order?”
12. When asked if they can take your order say, “No.” Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.
15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but ‘accidentally’ drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.
16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).
17. Don’t order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
CAUTION: Try at own risk!!
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lmao i HAVE to do the milkshake one
omg lol
whenever we go to mcdonalds with my friend after soccer pratice we always wave at them!
the first time i waved and they didnt wave back lol second window where you get the food we were like WERE GOING TO CALL YOUR MANAGER! next time it was the same girl and she waved
im so not kidding lol
lol try this when they ask your order just stare at them grinning when they talk to you just act all girly and giggle and weird flirty and shake around insanley in a girly way :0
lol thats so funny thanks for telling this when i get bored in a elavator.
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thats on the internet…
i found that on google.
lol
these 40 things is on the internet
i found it on google….or facebook..i forget…
oops i said that twice.
my bad.
im cpr btw..
ik, i didnt make them up. my brother found them online, so i thought i would post them cuz theyre funny =)
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lollll #18 in the elevator would be funny if someone tried it (:
#2 and 5 in the drive through lol d:
lol i did 7, 9 and 15. people looked at me like i was demented or something
I have no time to do in the elevators. I just looks at the mirror and play with my eyes or my hair (to let ppl think im stylish). But the best thing to do on the elevator is hearing ladies talking abt other ladies, and I would laugh in a liydd voie when they move mou the elevator and the second nice thing in the elevator is that if there was a baby, i would play with him/her. I love babies!! hehe soo coute!
lol milkshake is awesome
thats really funny im gonna try alot of them tonite
Rofl,blaze actually tried them..
ohh boy lol if any of you guys get in trouble, it wasnt my fault! lol
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