To Torgo:: From Monica

Dear Torgey,

As you have noticed, your catfish is no longer in it’s fishtank. I am very sad to give you this news but I cooked your fish and made myself a Filet-O-Catfish for my birthday ((COUGH WHICH YOU FORGOT))

So like, I heard that you went on PC the day after my Birthday, when i was partying (I wouldve invited you if you remembered my bday on the actual day) but seriously, the day after doesnt cut it. No wonder you dont have a girlfriend!! loll!!!

So I’m writing this to confirm that I will be on PC as much as possible and if i dont get a happy birthday, I will have to put a spider in your room ((inside joke))

p.s. this is totally a joke…seriously its cool that you forgot my sweet 16…

xoxo